there are for real pictures of jay introducing harry to the family i don’t even have to imagine it anymore
Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?
First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period.
I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.
So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.
I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.
Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.
I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
Coming soon to Disney…
yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn
"Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat."-a thought i had this morning driving to school (via audaxcor)
Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies
I’m gonna be pissed if neither Derrick nor Christine tell Frankie that Nicole’s planning on backdooring him because they’re all in the Detonators & that’s what alliance members are supposed to do
BUT YOU GUYS
DOUBLE EVICTION MEANS THE BOTB TWIST IS OVER
For future reference.
For those who would ever need it. -C
reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship
Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.
If my future partner does not make me chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash the first time they cook for me I’ll know right away we’re not meant to be
Anonymous said: It's because Harry is the ultimate manic pixie dream boy simple as that. These girls project all their fantasies onto him and when he doesn't live up to them they realize their ideal isn't a reality. And then they lash out at the person who made them feel like that. It's awful and not fair to Harry at all.
Great description anon! Basically, some fans don’t want Harry Styles. They want the teen heart throb, the perfect guy, they want their own version of Harry Styles. They want him to look the way they want him to look, act the way they want him to act, say the things they want him to say. But that Harry Styles doesn’t exist.
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