remember when harry took louis to the dentist with his porsche in doncaster the day before jay’s wedding
how does iggy azalea inspire you but not zayn’s high note
Y’all I’m writing for the first time in years and this is my first fic that isn’t my chem and I am both super terrified and extremely pumped
you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever
but it turns out i’m just really hella into girls
Merchandise CM: Oh yeah! We have Popsicles, ice cream...
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
there is less than a month left until my birthday and only 98 followers left till my first thousand and if you guys could help me reach that it would be fantastic!!! and of course i will check out anyone who follows me :)
Taylor Swift on singing with Prince William and Jon Bon Jovi.
Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]
Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…
FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
"Yeah but what’s your birth name???" lmao nice try, kira
Anonymous said: john lennon syndrome?
john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people
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